"No longer cool but a boy in a stitch, unprepared for a life full of lies and failing relationships."

John Dorian, I'm that one guy from that one show. Amateur yodeling world champ 1973. Smile, you are not a machine.

Don’t watch Monsters Inside Me thinking its something fun.

That shits scary.

  1. quirky-dancer-cade reblogged this from johnfuckingdorian and added:
    Before, I was getting a cool vibe from you. Now I’m getting an ew-she’s-annoying-go-away vibe.